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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

peterhale:

how to start a fight: ask someone what hogwarts house they sort your faves into. 

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?
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